Today at the Disney Store
  • Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
  • Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
  • Woman: This is ridiculous.
  • Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
  • All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
  • And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

(Source: tastys)

yummerberry:

My exact life.

yummerberry:

My exact life.

(Source: no-way-out-babe)


die-thylamide:

weedporndaily:

Uruguay’s President Proposes Legalizing Marijuana

The president of Uruguay, José Mujica, is calling for different thinking in an attempt to stop the illegal drug trade. He has proposed legalizing the sale and distribution of marijuana.

The personal consumption of marijuana by adults has been legal in Uruguay since the year 1974. The president’s new proposal to legalize marijuana is intended to cripple or ultimately eliminate the black market sales of the substance, therefore reducing the overall crime rate that is correlated with the drug trade.

Welllll looks like I’m moving to my moms hometown

dragoctosaur:

cadaverousgallant:

vriskery:

italy-the-pasta-lover:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:


THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

Jafar you pedo

They’re in India, many younger girls do/did get married to older men

no bUT ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD SAVED ALL OF CHINA FROM THE HUNS

Thanks for making me feel like an old maid at 20, Disney.

dragoctosaur:

cadaverousgallant:

vriskery:

italy-the-pasta-lover:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

Jafar you pedo

They’re in India, many younger girls do/did get married to older men

no bUT ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD SAVED ALL OF CHINA FROM THE HUNS

Thanks for making me feel like an old maid at 20, Disney.

liquidviolence:

☯ make a paste, let it form ☯

liquidviolence:

☯ make a paste, let it form 

(Source: jewist)

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

dylanzarate:

if you are “above” pop music you are probably boring 

i know i’m popular and all but it’s really hard to answer all 0 inboxes at once

(Source: booyoutwat)


(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

violentbaudelaire:

”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”
 - Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

violentbaudelaire:

”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”

- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

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ursorum:

im trying not to judge books by their covers 

but

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cradily:

did somebody say

cute boys

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My picture I'd rather be watching The Office.
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