fingerblaster113:

When we got to the bar the bartender said “what’s up fuckers”

Anonymous said: My girlfriends tits are ugly from weightloss what exercises can she do?

blondesquats:

What the fuck do you think is gunna happen when you lose weight from your chest.. they’re going to magically turn into perky rainbow titties?? Instead of coming to me for exercises you should exit her life she don’t need no man calling her tits ugly. You should be asking me how to fix that stank personality.

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griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

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ellestanger:

I saw this at 3 a.m. I like.

ellestanger:

I saw this at 3 a.m. I like.

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literature4ever:

I think it’s more like 8 hours for me.

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upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

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Oh, feminists!

analblaster-9000:

Feminist: "I am a strong an independent woman! I can fight my own fights! Just because I’m a teenage girl doesn’t mean I can’t stand my own ground!"

Feminist: "Oh my god, why are you arguing with me? I’m just a teenage girl!"

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